Blair Waldorf: I don't think Jesus would approve of that.Georgina Sparks: Well, you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.
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Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.
Serena van der Woodsen: Does he even know that you and Nate broke up?Blair Waldorf: Have you not told him?Serena van der Woodsen: It's not like we stay up at night, braiding each other's hair and having heart-to-hearts.
Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
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