Serena van der Woodsen: He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.Blair Waldorf: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kind of way.
Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.