Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
Read more Dan Humphrey QuotesFrom: Gossip Girl
Dan Humphrey: You could have died.Chuck Bass: Is being dead so much worse than being nothing?
Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.