Gossip Girl quotes

Blair Waldorf: We can't do nothing for three days. Who knows how far Juliet could get in that time?
Dan Humphrey: Yeah. I think we just gotta tell my dad and Lily. What Juliet did with these pills is against the law.
Blair Waldorf: Police and Parents. Of course that's your plan, Humphrey. Or we could sneak in to see Serena.
Blair Waldorf: That receptionist got a pretty good look at me, but maybe with a wig...
Dan Humphrey: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Blair Waldorf: I never said anything about accents. Can you do any?

Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.

Dan Humphrey

How about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.

Dan Humphrey