Dan Humphrey: Look, Serena, while we're alone, there's something I wanna say to you...Serena Van Der Woodsen: Are you fake breaking up with me?
Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna lose everything.Dan Humphrey: You'll still have me.Gossip Girl: Maybe it's not bloodbonds that make us a family. Perhaps it's the people who know our secrets and love us anyway, so we can finally be ourselves. XO, XO, Gossip Girl.
Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.
I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.