Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so, so sorry about that.Dan Humphrey: And I'm so, so ready to hang up.
Chuck Bass: You looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.Blair Waldorf: Oh, is that what I am to you?Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?Chuck Bass: Next to him yes...Chuck Bass: You looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.Blair Waldorf: Oh, is that what I am to you?Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?Chuck Bass: Next to him yes...Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on you remember? Cause you don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.Blair Waldorf: But you have to learn to behave yourself first.Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on you remember? Cause you don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.Blair Waldorf: But you have to learn to behave yourself first.
I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging is with his own demons.
I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.