Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so, so sorry about that.Dan Humphrey: And I'm so, so ready to hang up.
Serena van der Woodsen: Does he even know that you and Nate broke up?Blair Waldorf: Have you not told him?Serena van der Woodsen: It's not like we stay up at night, braiding each other's hair and having heart-to-hearts.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.
Vanessa Abrams: You're sick.Chuck Bass: You're welcome.
