Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so, so sorry about that.Dan Humphrey: And I'm so, so ready to hang up.
I would just check to make sure there's not an ice pick under the bed.
Blair Waldorf: I wanna apologize. Everything you said was right. I could never have survived this last month without you.Blair Waldorf: I also know you wrote those vows.Dan Humphrey: Well, I... you know, Louis asked me to, I-I just... I just tried to write down what I assumed he would love about you.Blair Waldorf: Well, you did a great job. It's pretty obvious that you care way more about me than Louis. As a friend, of course.Dan Humphrey: Yeah. Of course.Blair Waldorf: And I care about you too. Even if I have odd ways of showing it, like bossing you around, or making fun of your hair... Seriously, you should cut it already.Blair Waldorf: Thank you for helping me. And I really am sorry for maxing out your credit card and not reading your book.Dan Humphrey: No, you have much bigger problems to deal with. Speaking of, what now?Blair Waldorf: I know what I have to do. I just need to know that you'll be there for me.Dan Humphrey: Always.
Blair Waldorf: You're late.Jenny Humphrey: Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry.Blair Waldorf: Could you do me a favor?Jenny Humphrey: Anything.Blair Waldorf: Move down a couple steps.Jenny Humphrey: Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be?Blair Waldorf: First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B.Jenny Humphrey: You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class.Penelope: Jenny...Blair Waldorf: Please she'll be back.