Gossip Girl quotes

Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.

Blair Waldorf

I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging is with his own demons.

Serena van der Woodsen

Eric van der Woodsen: It reaches a high F. That never happens in operas. You know, that's a good fact. You should talk about it in intermission. You're gonna love The Magic Flute it's uhh... well it's...
Jenny Humphrey: It's okay. You can say it.
Eric van der Woodsen: Opera for amateurs.

Jenny Humphrey