I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl and I decide to close the evening with a wave.
Read more Dan Humphrey QuotesFrom: Gossip Girl
You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.
Ah, the invisible man returns.
Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.