Gossip Girl quotes

Dan Humphrey: You called Yale? You sent that blast in to Gossip Girl to get revenge against Blair? I believed in you... all your talk about integrity and ideals.
Rachel Carr: My ideals? Blair spread false rumors about us, blackmailed the entire school, and turned my job and career into a sham with no repercussions. She's a self-absorbed psychopath with no remorse, regret, shame or guilt for her actions.
Dan Humphrey: My God... you're just as bad as she is. No, you're worse! Blair is a high school student. You're an adult. She has her whole life ahead of her. You ruined her dream to get into the college of her choice. You need to fix things with Blair.
Rachel Carr: Absolutely not! Blair got what she deserved. She's had it coming for a long time.
Dan Humphrey: You know how you felt when you told me that all your hopes and ideals were crushed? Well, congratulations. You've just crushed mine.

Dan Humphrey

I would just check to make sure there's not an ice pick under the bed.

Serena van der Woodsen

Serena van der Woodsen: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.
Blair Waldorf: Feelings never do. They get you all confused, then they drive you around for hours until they drop you right back to where you started.

Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf