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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Written by: George Clayton Johnson, Jack Golden Russell
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts
Released on: December7, 2001
Taglines: Hollywood's A list stars come together to pull off the most daring heist Las Vegas has ever known...11 men, 3 casinos, 150 million dollars, 1 chance to pull it off.
Ocean's Eleven (2001) Quotes
I'm gonna get out of the car and I'm gonna drop you like third-period French.
Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!
Did someone call for a doctor?
Saul : I saw you at the paddock... before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning.
Virgil Malloy : Leaving at 10:44.
Turk Malloy : 10:46, get a watch that works.
Turk Malloy : Ten says he shorts it.
Frank , Livingston , Saul : Twenty!
Virgil Malloy : Are you a man?
Turk Malloy : Yes, nineteen.
Virgil Malloy : Are you alive?
Turk Malloy : Yes, eighteen.
Virgil Malloy : Evel Knievel.
Turk Malloy : ...shit.
Turk Malloy : Watch it, bud.
Virgil Malloy : Who you calling bud, pal?
Turk Malloy : Who you calling pal, friend?
Virgil Malloy : Who you calling friend, jackass?
Turk Malloy : Don't call me a jackass.
Virgil Malloy : I just did call you a jackass.
Shane West : Hit me.
Rusty : It's not blackjack.
Rusty : Wonder what Rueben'll say.
Reuben : You're outta your goddamn minds!
Rusty : How you been, Saul?
Saul : Never better.
Rusty : What's with the orange?
Saul : My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty : So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul : You come here to give me a physical?
Danny : Does he make you laugh?
Tess : He doesn't make me cry.
Rusty : Amazing. You okay? You want something to read, a magazine or something?
Rusty : Okay.
Linus : Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty : Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus : Well, yeah.
Rusty : You scared?
Linus : You suicidal?
Rusty : Only in the morning.
Danny : What if I told you I could get you your money back, would you give up Tess? What would you say?
Terry : I would say yes.
First task: reconnaissance. I want to know everything that's going on in all three casinos, the rotation of the dealers, the path of every cash cart, I want to know about everything about every guard and every watcher, anyone with a security pass, I want to know where they're from, what their nicknames are, how they take their coffee, most of all, I want you guys to know these casinos, they're built to keep people in, I want you guys to know the quick routes out. Third task, surveillance: Casino security has an eye and ear on everyone, so we want an eye and ear on them.
The Nevada Gaming Commission stipulates that a casino must hold and reserve enough cash to cover every chip that's played on its floor. That means on a weekday, by law, it has to carry anywhere between sixty to seventy million dollars in cash and coin; on the weekend it has to carry anywhere between eighty and ninety million; on a fight night, like the one in two weeks from tonight, the night we're going to rob it, one hundred and fifty million. Without breaking a sweat, there's eleven of us, each with an equal share, you do the math.
Danny : Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
Tess : Funny, I never got a check.
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Tess : You know what your problem is?
Danny : I only have one?
Danny : There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus : Let's get him out.
Danny : Yeah.
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