No Strings Attached Quotes

Hey, you can't call me and tell me that you miss me. I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me and you can't write on my wall. Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up and get in your car and come and see me.

I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.

I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.

Yeah, I stuck it in.

Joy : Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?
Adam : Can we not tell everyone?

You eat like a baby dinosaur; you don't even chew.

I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me!

People aren't meant to be together forever.

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

Wow... it looks like it's coming right at me.

Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.

Emma : I can't stop thinking about him.
Katie : Who? Adam?
Emma : Yeah. I know it's over and I'm looking. It's just that no one is as.
Katie : Tall?
Emma : He's so tall.
Katie : So tall.
Emma : And he's so, like.
Katie : Happy?
Emma : Annoyingly happy, all the time. But he has this.
Emma : He has the best heart.

I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt.

That hole is my bitch!

You want to go with me to this stupid thing?

I lost him.

Emma : Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back!
Lisa : We're not pumpkins!
Joy : We're ladies!
Emma : But you're so orange!
Emma : Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!

Katie : Hey! How did it go? Did you find him?
Emma : Yeah, he was with a girl. It's his girlfriend. And I was in a bush.
Katie : Oh crap.
Katie : Are you still there?
Emma : Yeah.
Katie : Okay, get in your car and drive away. How much money do you have on you?
Emma : Uh, like 10 bucks.
Katie : Okay, the box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. You're gonna need two boxes.
Emma : I lost him!
Katie : I'm so sorry. I love you.
Emma : I know.

Emma : Taxi!
Emma : Take me to Adam's house!
Taxi Driver : Okay, ma'am, where's that?
Emma : Where Adam lives!