Aladdin and the Return of Jafar Quotes

If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"

Men cower at the power in my pinky / My thumb is number one on every list! But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible / put me to the test / I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

Good help is so hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?

The street rat? Still alive? No!

My lamp! NOOOOOOOO!

Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Ooh - hoo, I always wanted one of those.
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Nice! Oh, MORE!

Does this mean I don't get my third wish?Does this mean I don't get my third wish?

Is this a haul or what, my surly band of desert skunks?

Jafar : That was two wishes. Take your time with the third.
Jafar : Or you will wish you had never been born.

Iago, you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies! Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly predictable. A villain through and through!

I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind.

Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : You - look familiar.
Thieves : It's Aladdin!
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : What, it is? I - I knew that! Hurt him a lot! Hurt him, and his monkey, and his bird, too!

Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Who are you?
Aladdin 'Al' : My friends call me Al. And you can call me Aladdin.
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Gah! HURT HIM!

Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : That stinking Aladdin! First chance I get, I'll slice him in half!
Thief : That stinking Abis Mal! First chance we get, let's slice him in half!

Thief : Grrr, how is it that you get the jeweled flower, Abis Mal?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Why, this is my bonus for being your beloved leader!
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : And this, and that, and that are my beloved leader bonus.
Thief : And what is our reward?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Here you go. Good work, boys. Very successful raid.