Night at the Museum Quotes
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Night at the Museum
Directed by: Shawn Levy
Written by: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon
Starring: Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Ricky Gervais
Released on: December 22, 2006
Taglines: At the Museum of Natural History, something unnatural is occurring.
Night at the Museum Quotes
End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.
Do you want the job or not, snack shack?
Sweet dreams, cupcake.
Listen up, Lunch Box!
Rebecca: So! What can I tell you about the museum?
Larry: Ok, Attila the Hun: What is that guy's problem?
Sleep tight, hotshot.
Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.
Larry: Civil war dudes... You guys are brothers, for God's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South, you guys get Allman Brothers...
Larry: ...and... Nascar. So just chill!
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.
Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...
Rebecca: And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum: the capuchin monkey, a highly intelligent primate, known for its loving and generous nature.
Larry: Huh!
Rebecca: Excuse me?
Larry: He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
Fetch?
Moose! Not gonna happen, buddy. Alright? I told you three times. You can't come through this door with those antlers. So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.
All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!
Larry: Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. Do you want in?
Larry: [Dexter smiles from the tree, holding a set of baby toy keys] I don't think so. Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy.
Larry: Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playing with your little baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring you a little baby "diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it. Then, I'll change it for you. Then I'll tickle you 'cause you're a cute little baby. Will you cry all night about how Uncle Larry fooled you? Told you there was a storm comin'.
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