You're an old man, I don't want to fight you.
Read more Larry Daley QuotesFrom: Night at the Museum
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...
Larry: Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. Do you want in?Larry: [Dexter smiles from the tree, holding a set of baby toy keys] I don't think so. Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy.Larry: Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playing with your little baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring you a little baby "diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it. Then, I'll change it for you. Then I'll tickle you 'cause you're a cute little baby. Will you cry all night about how Uncle Larry fooled you? Told you there was a storm comin'.
Do you want the job or not, snack shack?