James Bond Quotes

Shocking! Positively shocking!

Bond, James Bond

Run along now, man talk...

Discipline, 007. Discipline.

He's quite mad, you know?

I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...

Pussy! Who taught you judo?

Q : Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
James Bond : Yeah, why not?
Q : Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
James Bond : Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q : I never joke about my work, 007.

Mei-Lei : Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond : Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

James Bond : Oh, no you don't.
James Bond : This is no time to be rescued.

I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.

You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

We must have a few fast falls together some time.

Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish.

I have a slight inferiority complex.

Now, let's both play.

I even had to warn Pussy about it.

Jill Masterson : Who are you?
James Bond : Bond, James Bond.

James Bond : What's your name?
Jill Masterson : Jill.
James Bond : Jill who?
Jill Masterson : Jill Masterson.
James Bond : Tell me, Jill... why does he do it?
Jill Masterson : He likes to win.
James Bond : Why do you do it?
Jill Masterson : He pays me.
James Bond : Is that all he pays you for?
Jill Masterson : And for being seen with him.
James Bond : Just seen?
Jill Masterson : Just seen.
James Bond : Oh, I'm so glad. You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this, you know.