Iron Man 2 Quotes

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Iron Man 2

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Directed by Jon Favreau, Iron man 2 is set six months after the events of Iron Man. Tony is resisting government pressure to sell his designs while hiding his declining health from arc reactor. Later in the movie he gives one of his suits to James Rhodes who helps tony fight against Ivan Vanko (Whiplash) as War Machine.

Iron Man 2 Quotes

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there. image

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.

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I lost both the kids in the divorce. image

I lost both the kids in the divorce.

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Pepper Potts: I need you...
Tony Stark: I need you too, that's what I'm trying to...
Pepper Potts: I need you to leave, NOW.

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too. image

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too.

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Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[a new arc reactor explodes]
Oops!

You know, the question I get asked most often is, "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?"
Just like that.

"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism?" AGREED.

I told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band. image

I told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band.

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Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.

What? Blow something up? I already did that. image

What? Blow something up? I already did that.

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Hey Tony, before you go? Palladium in chest, painful way to die.
I can make salute.

If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.

I want MY bird. MY bird. image

I want MY bird. MY bird.

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What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes. image

What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.

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She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that. image

She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.

No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

You know, there's only 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about. image

You know, there's only 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about.

Pepper Potts: Have you been drinking?
Tony Stark: Chlorophyll.

Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you
Pepper Potts: You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
Natalie Rushman: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?
Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?
Tony Stark: I am fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize
Pepper Potts: I am mad!
Tony Stark: When I'm not fending off a Hemorrhoid attack.
Pepper Potts: Fine.
Tony Stark: We could have been in Venice.
Pepper Potts: Oh, please.

Pepper Potts: Natalie is here!
[Stark's notary enters]
Tony Stark: I want one.
Pepper Potts: No...

Tony Stark: I just want to talk to you for a minute, well, make that 30 seconds...
Pepper Potts: Okay 29, 28, 27

Pepper Potts: My point is, we have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Don't say wind farm. I am already feeling gassy.

Pepper Potts: You're out of control, okay?
Iron Man(Tony): I'm not out of control.
Pepper Potts: Trust me on this one.
Iron Man(Tony): You're out of control, gorgeous.

Pepper Potts: I quit. I'm resigning. My body literally can't handle the stress. I don't know when you're going to kill yourself, or mess up the whole company...
Tony Stark: I think I did ok!

Tastes like coconut! And metal. image

Tastes like coconut! And metal.

Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride. image

Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.

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You wanna be a War Machine? Take your shot! image

You wanna be a War Machine? Take your shot!

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Been dead for twenty years, he's still taking me to school.

My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.

No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.

[realizing Natasha's true identity] Huh…you're…fired.

I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I'm not saying…that from the ashes of captivity…never has a greater Phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sippin' on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day. Please…It's not about me. It's not about…you. It's not even about us, it's about legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision to leave behind a brighter future. It's not about us! Therefore what I am saying, if I'm saying anything, is welcome back to the Stark Expo! And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond, to tell you what it's all about. Please welcome my father, Howard.

Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You want my property, You can't have it.
Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...
Tony: In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on!

You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.

You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack! image

You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!

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I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now! I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.

Justin Hammer: This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on?
Ivan Vanko: Drone better.
Justin Hammer: Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones!

Ivan Vanko: Speaks in Russian: Slishkom mnogo govorish' "You talk too much."
Justin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.

Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.
Tony Stark: Never heard of him.
Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.
Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.
Ivan Vanko: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.

Ivan Vanko: You told me double cycles more power. Good advice.
Tony Stark: You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.
Ivan Vanko: You, too. Now, the true history of Stark name will be written.
Ivan Vanko: What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.
Tony Stark: Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out.
Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready.

Tony Stark: I am Iron Man.
Anton Vanko: Ivan... that should be you.
Ivan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap.

Fallaces sunt rerum species.

[Changing clothes] Eyes on the road. image

[Changing clothes] Eyes on the road.

I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with. image

I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with.

Natalie Rushman: I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut.
Tony Stark: God, you're good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
Natalie Rushman: Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, what did you just say?
Natalie Rushman: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

Tony Stark: How do you spell your name, Natalie?
Natalie Rushman: RUSHMAN.
Pepper Potts: What, are you Googling her now?
Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her.


Natalie Rushman: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.

Natalie Rushman: Will that be all, Mr, Stark?
Tony Stark, Pepper Potts: No...
Pepper Potts: Yes. Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman.

Nick Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I know better...
Tony Stark: [interrupts] You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Nick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?

[Natasha injects Tony]
Tony Stark: Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Nick Fury: What did we just do for you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.
Tony Stark: Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
Natasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.
Nick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.

Tony Stark: Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element.
Nick Fury: Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all.

Tony Stark: I'm sorry. I don't wanna get on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honest, I'm a bit hung over. I am not sure if you're real or if I'm having...
Nick Fury: I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.

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I want MY bird. MY bird. Ivan Vanko quote videoIron Man 2 1080p - Hey! I want my bird

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You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll Tony Stark quote videoIron Man 2 - Tony Stark Workshop Full

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I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whom Natalie Rushman quote videoIron Man 2 Scarlett Johansson

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