Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes

Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?

No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.

Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?

This is intolerable!

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name.
Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones...
Professor Henry Jones: ...Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog?
Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
Colonel Vogel: Why?
Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding?
Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!

How does one get off this thing?

The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.

I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your soul... to the slime of humanity.

And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Our situation has not improved.

Nazis. I hate these guys.

It's a leap of faith.

She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!

Oh, rats!

Ahh, Venice.

Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.

Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

who drinks the water I shall give him, says the Lord, will have a spring inside him welling up for eternal life. Let them bring me to your holy mountain in the place where you dwell. Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, to the Temple where the cup that - where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever.

I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.

Indiana Jones: Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.
Indiana Jones: So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot.
Indiana Jones: 70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.

Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?