Bad Teacher Quotes

Best Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

Bad Teacher

Bad Teacher  image

Directed by: Jake Kasdan
Written by: Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake
Released on: June 24, 2011
Taglines: She doesn't give an "F."

Bad Teacher Quotes

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it. image

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere. image

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say. image

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

 Fuck my ass! image

Fuck my ass!

You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE! image

You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

Shut the front door. image

Shut the front door.

Lynn Davies : I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey : I want to sit on his face.

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Hello titties.

This was a warning. Next time, I don't call the principal. I call the cops

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