Shut the front door.
Read more Amy Squirrel QuotesFrom: Bad Teacher
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.
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