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3 Idiots

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Directed by: Rajkumar Hirani
Written by: Rajkumar Hirani, Abhijat Joshi
Starring: Aamir Khan, Madhavan, Mona Singh
Released on: December 25, 2009
Taglines: Don't be Stupid. Be an I.D.I.O.T.

3 Idiots Quotes

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder. image

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

We have a lots of exam but have only one dad. image

We have a lots of exam but have only one dad.

Ehh, Punsukh Wangdu. image

Ehh, Punsukh Wangdu.

There's something going on between you both.

Rancho: Do you know why I come first?
Raju Rastogi: Why?
Rancho: I'm in love with machine. Engineering is my passion.

Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Viru Sahastrabudhhe: Raju Rastogi?
Raju Rastogi :Yes, sir!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start?
Raju Rastogi: Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

Rancho was right when he said

Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down!"

That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you feel worse. image

That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you feel worse.

Machine Class Professor: Why are you back?
Rancho: Sir, I forgot to take something...
Machine Class Professor: What?
Rancho: Instruments that record, analyse, summarise, organise, debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction, table of contents, index; that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory route of vision - sometimes touch.
Machine Class Professor: What are you trying to say?
Rancho: Books sir! I forgot to take my books.

Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch

Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last.

I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

The chicken doesn't know the fate of its egg. Will it be hatched or become fried egg?

If I become a photographer? I'll just earn less, right? My home will be small, my car will be small.But, Dad, I'll be happy!I'll be really happy.Whatever I do, I will be doing it from my heart.

I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad!
Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name?
Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.
Farhan Qureshi: What?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Pia Wangdu?
Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.
Farhan Qureshi: Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu!
Rancho: Yes.
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Can I keep my name after marriage?

Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down. image

Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down.

All is well.

I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

Aal izz well

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