George Costanza: I don't get these birds; they're breakin' the deal! It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me.Jerry Seinfeld: So they're like everyone else.
Jerry: Any way, I hope there's no hard feelings.Lt. Bookman: Hard feelings, what do you know about hard feelings? Ever have a man die in your arms? Ever kill somebody?Jerry: What is your problem?Lt. Bookman: What's my problem, punks like you, that's my problem. And you better not screw up again Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a Pit Bull on a Poodle.Jerry: That is one tough monkey.
Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.Jerry: That's true.Cosmo Kramer: It's very refreshing.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, you got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.Jerry Seinfeld: Noooooo.