Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, you got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.Jerry Seinfeld: Noooooo.
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Now, I know women often complain about the number of things you have to do to get male attention: the high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup. But let me tell you, it's even worse if you're a man. Because if you're a man, you don't know what to do. That's why we're building bridges, climbing mountains, exploring uncharted territories. You think we want to do these things? Nobody wants to build a bridge. It's really, really hard. Designing rockets, flying off into space... I guarantee you, every astronaut, when he comes back from space, goes up to a girl and goes, "So did you see me up there?"
George Costanza: I saw Sienna again.Elaine Benes: Sienna?Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?Kramer: What state?Jerry Seinfeld: Rhode Island.Kramer: They're never in contention.