It could be anything. The whole apartment's a biohazard.
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I don't even like to use urinals. I've always been a stall man.
Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I am not an animal!
George Costanza: I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible! I don't know why I didn't have one before.Jerry Seinfeld: Because you didn't have a job?George Costanza: Perhaps.