George Costanza: I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible! I don't know why I didn't have one before.Jerry Seinfeld: Because you didn't have a job?George Costanza: Perhaps.
George Costanza: You have no idea of the *magnitude* of this thing! If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.Jerry Seinfeld: I love that George.George Costanza: Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!
There's this whole talking-during-sex business. I mean, what are we doing here? The question is, does the talking really improve the sex, or is the sex act now just there to spice up the conversation? Of course, eventually, I'm sure people will get tired of, too lazy, even, for phone sex. They'll start having phone machine sex. "Yeah, I want you really bad. Just leave it on the tape." Then I guess the phone company will come out with sex waiting. That'll be the new thing. "Uh, yeah, hold on, honey. I got another call. Oh, hiya, baby. One second. Uh, honey, I've got to take this. Yeah, I've got sex waiting on the other line. I've got to take this."
George Costanza: I don't get these birds; they're breakin' the deal! It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me.Jerry Seinfeld: So they're like everyone else.