I don't even like to use urinals. I've always been a stall man.
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George Costanza: I don't get these birds; they're breakin' the deal! It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me.Jerry Seinfeld: So they're like everyone else.
Jerry Seinfeld: You faked with me?Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: No.Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: You faked it?Elaine Benes: I faked it.Jerry Seinfeld: The whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?Elaine Benes: Not bad, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?Elaine Benes: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
There's this whole talking-during-sex business. I mean, what are we doing here? The question is, does the talking really improve the sex, or is the sex act now just there to spice up the conversation? Of course, eventually, I'm sure people will get tired of, too lazy, even, for phone sex. They'll start having phone machine sex. "Yeah, I want you really bad. Just leave it on the tape." Then I guess the phone company will come out with sex waiting. That'll be the new thing. "Uh, yeah, hold on, honey. I got another call. Oh, hiya, baby. One second. Uh, honey, I've got to take this. Yeah, I've got sex waiting on the other line. I've got to take this."