The Rogue's Wallet: That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother!
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Leader: That's not the sign.George Costanza: It was when I was bangin'!
Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?
Jerry, George Costanza: Elaine!Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.Elaine: It shrinks?Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!Elaine: Why does it shrink?George Costanza: It just does.Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.