Leader: That's not the sign.George Costanza: It was when I was bangin'!
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Jerry Seinfeld: She wants to talk?George Costanza: She doesn't want to. She needs to talk.Jerry Seinfeld: Nobody needs to talk.George Costanza: Who would want to?
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Jerry Seinfeld: And what is his stand on abortion?Elaine Marie Benes: What?Jerry Seinfeld: What is his stand... on abortion?Elaine Marie Benes: Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice.Jerry Seinfeld: How do you know?Elaine Marie Benes: Because he... Well... He's just so good-looking.Jerry Seinfeld: Well, you should probably ask. Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's Pizzas... could be trouble.