Lois: So will you come to Hawaii with me Jerry?Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will.
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Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.George Costanza: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something?Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons.Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.
Jerry: We're going on a two day trip! What are you, Diana Ross?
Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?