Jerry: We're going on a two day trip! What are you, Diana Ross?
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George Costanza: To think I'd fail at failing.Jerry Seinfeld: Oh come on.George Costanza: I can't do anything wrong.Jerry Seinfeld: Nonsense. You do everything wrong.George Costanza: You think so?Jerry Seinfeld: Absolutely. I have no confidence in you.George Costanza: Well, I guess I'll have to pick myself up, dust myself up, and throw myself right back down again!Jerry Seinfeld: That's the spirit! You suck.George Costanza: I know.
Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of.Jerry Seinfeld: Boy, you can really talk some trash.Jerry Seinfeld: I guess that's better than eating it.
George Costanza: I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!Jerry Seinfeld: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.