There's this whole talking-during-sex business. I mean, what are we doing here? The question is, does the talking really improve the sex, or is the sex act now just there to spice up the conversation? Of course, eventually, I'm sure people will get tired of, too lazy, even, for phone sex. They'll start having phone machine sex. "Yeah, I want you really bad. Just leave it on the tape." Then I guess the phone company will come out with sex waiting. That'll be the new thing. "Uh, yeah, hold on, honey. I got another call. Oh, hiya, baby. One second. Uh, honey, I've got to take this. Yeah, I've got sex waiting on the other line. I've got to take this."
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