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Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
Jerry: I love saying "my wife," once I started saying it, I couldn't stop: "my wife this, my wife that." It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.Cosmo Kramer: "My wife has an inner-ear infection."Jerry: See?Cosmo Kramer: I like that.
Lois: So will you come to Hawaii with me Jerry?Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will.