I was always excited as a kid when that new TV Guide would come. Somehow when that front cover's nice and flat, it seems like there's good, fresh TV shows in there. Then as the week goes by, you start to hate the TV. All the shows stink. Everything's gettin' all crumpled and ripped from being sat on, thrown across the room. TV Guide is always thrown, never handed to another person. It's the world's most thrown reading material. "Where's the TV Guide? There it is." You know, in the back of the TV Guide, they have a phone number, 95 cents a minute, they'll give you the answers to the TV Guide crossword puzzle. My question is, if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle, where are you comin' across 95 cents?
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