Two cups in the front, two loops in the back... how do they do it?
Read more George Costanza QuotesFrom: Seinfeld
George Costanza: I can't believe the Yankees really fired me.Jerry Seinfeld: You had a good run. Took 'em to the World Series.George Costanza: I gotta give the players most of the credit for that.Jerry Seinfeld: Don't sell yourself short. You made all those flight arrangements, hotels, buses.George Costanza: No, I don't know who was doing that.Jerry Seinfeld: So when you actually did work, what is it that you did?George Costanza: I tell you, they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe.
Jerry: Let me take a guess: she cried, and you caved.George Costanza: How did you know that?Jerry: I live and breathe, my friend. I live and breathe.
Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!