Jerry: Let me take a guess: she cried, and you caved.George Costanza: How did you know that?Jerry: I live and breathe, my friend. I live and breathe.
What if we created some sort of a diversion? What if we went over by the car and we just started screaming "Hey, there he is! There's the guy who took the handicap spot." And then when they all run in the other direction, we'll jump in the car.
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.George Costanza: It's not complicated.Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.George Costanza: In six games.
Elaine Benes: I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now.George Costanza: You're supposed to do that?Elaine Benes: Yeah. What makes you think anyone would want to go to a circumcision?George Costanza: I'd rather go to a hanging.