Jerry Seinfeld: Does that thing work?Cosmo Kramer: Nah.
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Leader: That's not the sign.George Costanza: It was when I was bangin'!
Cosmo Kramer: This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, this is gonna be the new look for the '90s. You're gonna be the first pirate!Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Jerry: I love saying "my wife," once I started saying it, I couldn't stop: "my wife this, my wife that." It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.Cosmo Kramer: "My wife has an inner-ear infection."Jerry: See?Cosmo Kramer: I like that.