Cosmo Kramer: This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, this is gonna be the new look for the '90s. You're gonna be the first pirate!Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!
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Jerry Seinfeld: Ink a dink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink...Jerry Seinfeld: Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a girl behind a magazine...Kramer: No, no...Jerry Seinfeld: And...Kramer: What? Wha- wait a minute! No, no...Jerry Seinfeld: You... are... it!
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.