Kramer: C'mon Elaine. Take half a bag.Elaine Benes: Half a bag? What am I, a hooker? Anyway, they look kind of cheap.George Costanza: I'll take one.George Costanza: It's possible!
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George Costanza: I don't get these birds; they're breakin' the deal! It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me.Jerry Seinfeld: So they're like everyone else.
George Costanza: You have no idea of the *magnitude* of this thing! If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.Jerry Seinfeld: I love that George.George Costanza: Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!
Beth: Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?Jerry: What?Beth: A dentist.Jerry: Dentists. Who needs 'em?Beth: Yeah. Same goes for those blacks and Jews.