I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking "That's why I'm not heterosexual".
Read more George Costanza QuotesFrom: Seinfeld
Jerry: We're going on a two day trip! What are you, Diana Ross?
Who's gonna bomb you? An airline, for all the stupid little peanut jokes?
Kramer: How could you not have insurance?Jerry: Because, I spent all my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw: the doorJerry: MUST BE CLOSED!