Who's gonna bomb you? An airline, for all the stupid little peanut jokes?
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Elaine Benes: When do consider sex has taken place?Jerry Seinfeld: I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance.
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
Jerry Seinfeld: Remember David Puddy?Cosmo Kramer: Oh, the face-painting auto mechanic. So she's dating him again, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.