You should've seen the look on her face. It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
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Donna: Is there anything else I should know about you?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, I'm lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.
Gina: Kiss me right in front of him.Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.
You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.