Donna: Is there anything else I should know about you?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, I'm lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.
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Kramer: C'mon Elaine. Take half a bag.Elaine Benes: Half a bag? What am I, a hooker? Anyway, they look kind of cheap.George Costanza: I'll take one.George Costanza: It's possible!
You think I want another family? My father's demanding my uncle pay interest on fifty dollars he was supposed to give my mother in 1941 and my uncle put my nana in a home to try and shut her up! And I tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer, whatever you wanna be called. The kissing thing is over. There's no more kissing, and I don't care what the consequences are.
Jerry Seinfeld: All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina - but that's all!George Costanza: "That's all"? That's everything! I don't know what all the rest of it is for, anyway.