You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.
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George Costanza: Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?Jerry: No, what happened to you?George Costanza: All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".Jerry: I'm Vandelay Industries?George Costanza: Right.Jerry: What is that?George Costanza: You're in latex.Jerry: What do I do with latex?George Costanza: I don't know, you manufacture it.Elaine: Right here in this little apartment?Jerry: And what do I say about you?George Costanza: You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.Jerry: I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?Jerry: I don't think so. Why would I do that?George Costanza: Because I asked you to.Jerry: If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.
Jerry: You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?Cosmo Kramer: When they pull that needle out, I let the ex-ple-tives fly!2 of 2 found this interesting | Share thisJerry: You're turning into Jimmy!George Costanza: George is getting upset!
That gotta hurts!