Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
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Barney Stinson: God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev...Barney Stinson: Oh, hang on, bro...
Barney: Or, it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter! Even better, triple threat: hotter, and bigger boobs!Ted: That's only two.Barney: Count again...
Ted Mosby: I just have to figure out how to get into Lily's room.Marshall Eriksen: Easy. The lock on her door is busted, so...Ted Mosby: The drainpipe!Marshall Eriksen: What?Ted Mosby: No big deal, I can totally climb it. I'll call you when it's done.Marshall Eriksen: Her door is unlock-