Ted Mosby: Hi. Ted Mosby her to see Dr. Zinman.Abby: I'll let her know.Ted Mosby: Telepathically?Abby: That's funny. That's funny, smart and great.
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Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.