Caitlin: Hey, where's the chicken?Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. Said that "eggs came first".
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Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
Joey Tribbiani: No. Rosita does not move.Rachel Green: I'm sorry? Rosita? As in...Joey Tribbiani: As in, "Rosita does not move."Rachel Green: Joey, it's just a chair! What's the big deal?Joey Tribbiani: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie.Rachel Green: Stevie the TV?
I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.