Monica: Chandler loves my massages.Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...Monica: And, by we, I mean society.
Jill Green: So, what do you think?Rachel: I-I don't like it.Jill Green: Really?Rachel: It's kinda slutty.Jill Green: It's yours.Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.Jill Green: Me too.
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.
Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.