90210 Quotes

No, I don't wanna do an exclusive on my night with Prince Harry. $500,000? My god, what do you think I did with him?

Harry Wilson: [watching Dixon and Silver singing karaoke] After this, my mother's gonna do her big closing number. I think we should pull the plug on karaoke and get out the cake.
Debbie Wilson: Oh, but the kids really seem to be enjoying her. I mean, how bad could it be?
Harry Wilson: I... I think that it involves pasties.
Debbie Wilson: I'll get the birthday girl.

Dixon Wilson: Sweet, both of you guys are here. So, I have some news that's gonna change all of our lives.
Erin Silver: You're pregnant, too? I'm so happy for you.

You think just because you cheated on me you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract which gives me full control of your music. I own you.

Navid Shirazi: You have to prove to her that you're not a player anymore. Let her know that you're serious about being with her. Show her your heart.
Dixon Wilson:"Show her your heart"?
Liam Court: Do you want to burn his man card, or should I?

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Max Miller: Naomi Clark goes on vacation and she only brings one suitcase? Did I miss an announcement of the apocalypse?
Naomi Clark: Darling, it's our honeymoon. I don't plan on wearing that much clothing.

Ryan Matthews: Where is she?
Jen Clark: Get her out of me already. What the hell am I paying you for?
Ryan Matthews: I got it.

Navid Shirazi: I didn't expect to see you here. Got a day off from driving Miss Daisy?
Liam Court: Daisy took a cab. She's got a full afternoon of "purse business". She knows the rules, man. I deal with her, but not the drugs.
Dixon Wilson: I still can't believe that girl deals, man. It's not even like she needs the money. I swear, I'll never understand rich kids.
Liam Court: Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James. The more you talk about it, the angrier you get.

Naomi Clark: [giving Paddington his wedding ring back] I believe that belongs to you. I found it in your wallet, where you probably stuffed it before our meeting.
William Paddington: Yeah.
Jen Clark: I thought you said that you weren't married.
William Paddington: No, I said there was no Mrs. Paddington. My wife kept her maiden name.

Dude, I knew being friends with you would one day pay off.

Jen Clark: Naomi?
Naomi Clark: Go away, Jen.
Jen Clark: Have you seen Preston?
Naomi Clark: No, I was certain you'd stolen him from me already.
Jen Clark: I don't steal things, I earn them.
Naomi Clark: Oh, really? Like you "earned" Ethan and like you "earned" Liam? I'm not gonna let you steal another guy from me. PJ is mine so back the hell off!
Jen Clark: I can't even first of all, believe that you would bring up those names. We have both made mistakes.
Naomi Clark: We've made mistakes? No no no no! YOU'VE made mistakes and I'm tired of dealing with them! Are you jealous of me or something?
Jen Clark: Jealous?
Jen Clark: As far as I can see, you are the same vapid, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing bitch as you have ever been! I don't know what on earth I would be jealous of you for!
Naomi Clark: Maybe the fact that I'm actually making something of myself and you're still an aging single mother without a friend, without love or even sex in her life!
Jen Clark: Oh! I cannot believe you would just go there!
Annie Wilson: What are you doing? Stop it!
Annie Wilson: Oh, my god, that is it! I am so done with your stupid fight over PJ! You guys are acting like you're 12! When are you gonna grow the hell up?
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Annie Wilson: I wish he was here right now so he could see this and see how crazy the both of you are!
Naomi Clark: What are you talking about? Where is he?
Annie Wilson: He went to Napa on the helicopter an hour ago!

Naomi Clark: How's that cute surfer boy of yours?
Annie Wilson: You mean Caleb? Mmm, not happening. He's already in a committed relationship. He wants to become a priest.
Naomi Clark: Oh, God.
Annie Wilson: Exactly. He's in seminary, and next year, is going to take a vow of celibacy.
Naomi Clark: Then you still have time.
Annie Wilson: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm already going to hell. Don't really need to add to it by defrocking a priest.

Naomi Clark: Why can't all guys be like Navid? I mean, seriously, why did I have to fall in love with a dysfunctional billionaire?
Annie Wilson: Ha! You're asking the girl who fell for a priest.

Naomi Clark: Why can't all guys be like Navid? I mean, seriously, why did I have to fall in love with a dysfunctional billionaire?
Annie Wilson: Ha! You're asking the girl who fell for a priest.

Naomi Clark: It's Rachel. Probably wondering why I didn't get on the plane to New York. Seriously, what did people do without cell phones? I mean, it must have taken the world weeks to realize that someone walked away from a huge job offer and... stormed into the wedding of the century and blew up everybody's lives.
Max Miller: Oh, you didn't blow up my life. Did you ever think that maybe today happened because of fate? There is clearly some kind of irresistable force that draws us togehter. I mean, I think that maybe the only thing that is keeping us apart is failure to embrace our destiny.
Max Miller: Naomi Clark, you promised me a wedding.
Naomi Clark: Yes, I did.
Max Miller: Will you marry me?

Naomi Clark: Need I remind you this shower is a surprise? Silver's on her way.
Annie Wilson: I'm hurrying. My god, I feel like I'm on "Top Chef".
Naomi Clark: If you were on "Top Chef", you would've been voted off already.

Annie Wilson: I appreciate your honesty. I do, but I still wanna give things a chance with Colin.
Riley Wallace: Wait. Col... you should... you wanna be with that guy, fine. But I still think he's a tool.
Annie Wilson: Stop it.
Riley Wallace: I'm serious. "Oh, I used to drink espresso in Paris after doing laps around the Leaning Tower of Pisa." What? If you're gonna date that guy, you might wanna hire a fact-checker.
Annie Wilson: And what? You're the perfect guy? You're a selfish, hot-headed egomaniac.
Riley Wallace: Did you just call me hot?

Dixon Wilson: Can I borrow $200,000?
Annie Wilson: What?
Dixon Wilson: I-I-It's not for Ade's gift. I want to start a record label.
Dixon Wilson: I... look, I-I've been thinking about it a whole lot, okay? And, uh, practically dying kind of gives you a certain outlook on things.
Annie Wilson: Dixon, you're gonna be okay.
Dixon Wilson: Yeah, I know, eventually, but I definitely want to stay connected into music.
Annie Wilson: That's a lot of money.
Dixon Wilson: Come on, Annie, please? Look, I-I-I'll pay you back, okay? I-I'll even call it Annie Is The Best Sister Ever Records.

Dixon Wilson: We broke up, so why are you barging into my house?
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Okay, well, I thought we should discuss the new material that you want me to sing at the label launch party tonight. I didn't know you'd be so busy.
Dixon Wilson: It's a song. What's there to discuss?
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Um, I don't know. For starters, it's called "Scarlet A-drianna". Dixon, what happened with Taylor was a mistake. I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Dixon Wilson: But you did. Okay, that type of thing doesn't just go away. Look, you signed a contract. You have no choice. I'm sorry.

Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I went to your launch party and I apologized for being late. How much longer are you going to torture me?
Dixon Wilson: This isn't torture, Ade. It's income. I invested all the money Annie gave me into getting studio space and equipment. Like it or not, you signed a contract giving me the right to exploit you "in all markets". I can't release you 'till I'm out of the hole.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Well, I'll be singing denture jingles by then.

Liam Court: Is there a reason why you're taking apart my sink?
Dixon Wilson: Annie invested 200 grand into my record label, and I spent it all on startup costs. Then I dropped Ade, which means I have no artist, no income, no way to pay my sister back. Since Annie's living here, I figured I'd fix the sink so she doesn't think of her brother as some great, big loser.
Liam Court: Wouldn't it be easier just to sign a new artist?
Dixon Wilson: No established artist wants to sign with me right now. And all the big labels are taking all the new ones, so basically, I'm screwed.
Liam Court: Can I help?
Dixon Wilson: Can you sing?
Liam Court: I meant with the sink.
Dixon Wilson: Yeah. Apparently, record labels aren't the only thing I can't figure out.

Naomi Clark: Jordan is not a rebound guy. He is boyfriend material, and I am emotionally not ready for that.
Mark Holland: That is shockingly mature of you.
Naomi Clark: Thank you. Although, if I happen to impress the hell out of him on a professional level and he happens to fall head-over-heels in love with me as a result, then I will deal with that at the appropriate time.
Mark Holland: You know, you could tell him you like him. He's a smart guy.
Naomi Clark: You mean be honest? I keep forgetting you're new around here.

Guard #2: Welcome to California Correctional Center. For your safety, remove all outer clothing; jackets, sweaters, purses, and place them on the table. No drugs, weapons, cell phones, keys, or cash over $50 are allowed. Enjoy your visit.
Naomi Clark: How could we not? It's like a first-class trip to Europe.

Annie Wilson: Dad, you are not going tell any stupid jokes during dinner.
Harry Wilson: When you say "stupid", you mean "hilarious", right?

Naomi Clark: Hi, Mom. Where are we going for dinner tonight?
Tracy Clark: I made reservations at Craft.
Naomi Clark: Is Dad coming?
Tracy Clark: He has a meeting.
Naomi Clark: Is that code for "sleeping with his girlfriend"?

Ethan Ward: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi Clark: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?

Ozzie: My friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't get you to dance with me. I'll split it with you.
Naomi Clark: I'll give you a hundred to go away now.

Erin Silver: "Miss Silver"? Who calls me "Miss Silver"? I mean, it's unbelievable, right?
Dixon Wilson: Well, it sounds to me...
Erin Silver: I mean, anyone else, anyone else, kicks me out of their class, and I'm proud of it. But Mr. Matthews is... he's like the one teacher in this whole school who isn't some brain-dead zombie jerk. How could he do this to me?

Erin Silver: "Miss Silver"? Who calls me "Miss Silver"? I mean, it's unbelievable, right?
Dixon Wilson: Well, it sounds to me...
Erin Silver: I mean, anyone else, anyone else, kicks me out of their class, and I'm proud of it. But Mr. Matthews is... he's like the one teacher in this whole school who isn't some brain-dead zombie jerk. How could he do this to me?

Erin Silver: This project has made me realize that I wanna be a filmmaker. I'm gonna make movies.
Ryan Matthews: Wow. That's cool. You know, I gotta say, I like movies better than blogs.
Erin Silver: It totally makes sense. I've... I've always been a visual person. It's just I'm crap at painting and drawing. So film is this perfect medium for me. You know, I don't... I don't have to create the image, I just have to capture it and then connect them.
Ryan Matthews: Well, just thank me at the Oscars.
Erin Silver: You got it. So look, I know everybody gets ten minutes for their presentation, but I can't cut it down to that. I mean, maybe if I make some really big trims, I can get it down to forty-five minutes. What do you think?
Ryan Matthews: Are you out of your mind? Aim for ten, all right? We have other students in the class.
Erin Silver: You just lost your Oscar shout-out.
Ryan Matthews: Well, I'll survive.

Naomi Clark: If I said to someone "I can't wait to spend alone time together", and that person said to me "That's an oxymoron", what do you think that person meant?
Ethan Ward: Uh... that it's an oxymoron to be alone together.

Naomi Clark: If I said to someone "I can't wait to spend alone time together", and that person said to me "That's an oxymoron", what do you think that person meant?
Ethan Ward: Uh... that it's an oxymoron to be alone together.

Holly Strickler: Here you go. I picked up the name tags from the printer, and I got you a cup of coffee that I didn't even spit in... boss.
Naomi Clark: Thank you. Now I need you to seal all the gift cards into envelopes.
Holly Strickler: How stupid do you think I am? I am not licking booby-trapped envelopes.
Naomi Clark: They're self-adhesive, and Holly, we have to trust each other if we're gonna be working together.
Holly Strickler: Is that why you won't take a sip of the coffee?
Holly Strickler: I lied about the spit.

Naomi Clark: I have a question.
Miles Cannon: Yes?
Naomi Clark: Hi, Naomi Clark.
Miles Cannon: Hi.
Naomi Clark: So, what happens if I, like you said, "dig deeper, find the journalistic truth", blah blah blah, but it all gets edited out by Navid?
Miles Cannon: Well...
Navid Shirazi: That's because you don't cite your sources.
Naomi Clark: And if I'm protecting my sources?
Navid Shirazi: scoffing A friend of a friend of a guy you used to date? No, that's not a credible source.
Miles Cannon: Actually, I do have to agree with Navid on this one. If we can't verify the information, then we shouldn't air it. We're not a tabloid here.
Naomi Clark: standing up But we can be.
Erin Silver: pulling Naomi back down You ever heard of making a good first impression?
Miles Cannon: Miss Clark, if you'd like me to review any segments you're unhappy with, I'll be glad to give you my honest, unbiased critique. But I'm warning you, I have very high standards.
Naomi Clark: snorting with laughter Well, they couldn't be that high, or you'd be working in news and not bossing a bunch of wannabe kids around for what, twenty grand a year?
Miles Cannon: If you're done, I'd like to discuss the next "Blaze" edition.
Naomi Clark: But I'm not.
Miles Cannon: Yes, you are.

Naomi Clark: I just love this gown. I'll take it.
Kim Kardashian: Okay, with the friendship discount, that'll be $400.
Naomi Clark: Uh... guys I'm a little short this week. Couldn't you give it to me now and I'll pay you when I can?
Khloé Kardashian: Naomi, we're running a business, not a charity. It would not be fair to our other clients if we just give away our dresses and gowns as handouts.
Kim Kardashian: If you want the clothes, you have to pay for them up front. No more credit for you.
Naomi Clark: Fine, then. I just wouldn't buy them right now... bitch.
Kim Kardashian: What?
Naomi Clark: Nothing.
Khloé Kardashian: No, what did you say?
Naomi Clark: I called her a bitch. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant ho. By the way, your clothes suck!

She borrows my clothes and my perfume and my jewelry and my makeup. And... and last night, I saw her using my deodorant! But this? She's "Single White Female"-ing me!

Debbie Wilson: I can't believe this. Suspended on your senior year!
Annie Wilson: I know. It's only for three days.
Debbie Wilson: How do you think colleges are going to respond to this?
Annie Wilson: I don't know. Not well?
Debbie Wilson: Yeah, well "not well" is right. I don't get it. Why would you do something like this? Assault another student? Emily of all people?
Annie Wilson: Mom, it's not my fault. Emily just...
Debbie Wilson: Emily what? Emily what!
Annie Wilson: Nothing. Emily... nothing. It was all my fault. Emily had nothing to do with this.
Debbie Wilson: Good. I'm glad you told the truth for once. Accepting responsibily insteading of passing it on poor Emily. Annie, I haven't got the time to talk to you about this. Whatever's bothering you or whatever you're going through... deal with it!
Annie Wilson: Oh... I will.

Annie Wilson: Oh, my gosh. We so have to get a photo!
Liam Court: Absolutely not.
Annie Wilson: Yes, come on. Someday we'll look back at it and think about how we were young and in love in Mexico.
Liam Court: I'm not taking a photo with that overgrown tree rat.
Annie Wilson: It's adorable!
Liam Court: It's wearing people clothes. You know how I feel about animals in people clothes.

Naomi Clark: What exactly am I looking at here?
Max Miller: That... is where I'm going to college next year.
Naomi Clark: That's Boston?
Max Miller: No, that's CalTech. It's the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. Near CU, and near you.
Naomi Clark: But I thought...?
Max Miller: It's a great school. It's one of the best in the world when it comes to the sciences. And the astrophysics department there is... well, out of this world.
Naomi Clark: But I thought MIT was your first choice.
Max Miller: MIT was my first choice. And now you are.

Tabitha Wilson: Did you kick his ass?
Harry Wilson: Mom.
Tabitha Wilson: What? That's not the first thing you thought of when you heard he was in a fight. Then maybe that's why he lost.
Dixon Wilson: I didn't lose.
Tabitha Wilson: Never worry about being fair. Just grab onto those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.

Ivy Sullivan: Oh, my God, I swear I have never seen you work this hard.
Naomi Clark: You said that yesterday.
Ivy Sullivan: Yeah, well, I'm still getting used to it.
Naomi Clark: Ugh, I have to run this huge Hollywood awards party tonight, and I brilliantly convinced my boss to hire my arch-nemesis as my assistant.
Ivy Sullivan: Whoa, whoa. Holly is your new assistant? What is that, some sort of death wish or something?