Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an agreement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

I have dire plans for destiny.

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?

[Hela catches Thor's hammer]
Thor: It's not possible!
Hela: You have no idea what's possible.

Hela: Kneel.
Loki: I'm sorry?
Hela: Kneel, before your queen.
Thor: I don't think so.

My destiny is to rule all others.

Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun is getting real low.
[Hulk grabs Thor and beats him]
Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

Skurge, do you know the purpose of an executioner? An executioner does not just execute people, but he executes his leader's vision. But he mainly executes them too. I was Odin's executioner. Now, you shall be mine.

Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible...
[the Hulk bursts through the door]
Thor: YESSSS!
Thor: We know each other. He's a friend from work.

Thor: My father once said, A wise man never seeks out war...
Hela: But he must always be ready for it!

I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Thor: Loki, look who it is!
Loki: I have to get off this planet...

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the god of death! What were you the god of, again?

A creepy old man cut my hair off!

Quinjet Computer: Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Oh, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break.

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

I thought you'd be glad to see me!

Asgard is dead!

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard, and you and I had a fight.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily!
Bruce Banner: That does not sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

You're in my seat!

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

Gardens and goblets? Peace offerings? All his deeds of peace... none of what he did to get it!

So he's dead. I'd have liked to have seen that.

Thor: How do I escape?
Heimdall: You're on a planet surrounded by holes, pick one!
Thor: Which one?
Heimdall: The biggest one!

Surtur: Ragnarok can not be stopped, what makes you think you can succeed?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

Thor: Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! The Grandmaster used the ship mainly for orgies.
Thor: Better not touch anything.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.