Dr. James Wilson: Taking money from a sick person is ethically suspect at best.Dr. Gregory House: What is this, Canada? All we do is take money from sick people.
Dr. James Wilson: I have a patient. I need...Dr. Gregory House: Not now!Dr. Allison Cameron: I'll go.Dr. Gregory House: You'll stay. Patient's dying.Dr. James Wilson: So's mine.Dr. Gregory House: Not in the next hour.
Dr. Eric Foreman: What about Chase? You believe all that nonsense about him being celibat?Dr. Chris Taub: Don't know. But I'm rooting for him. Read the studies. The fewer partners you have, the happier you are with your ultimate partner.Dr. Eric Foreman: Then you're going to be miserable.Dr. Chris Taub: Those studies, it's important that they have control.
Michael Tritter: Mind if we talk a few minutes?Michael Tritter: How many pills would you say Dr. House takes a day?Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm uncomfortable setting a number.Michael Tritter: Hmm. Try.Dr. Allison Cameron: Six.Michael Tritter: A day.Michael Tritter: Has he ever had you... write prescriptions for him?Dr. Allison Cameron: No. What is it you want me to say? That he takes too many pills and is a danger to the hospital or he takes too few because he's selling them on the side? Either one is ridiculous.Michael Tritter: I meant the former.Dr. Allison Cameron: You're wrong.Michael Tritter: Can I ask what Dr. House has done to deserve your loyalty? He's not known as a great boss. He's not even much of a friend. I mean, look how he left Dr. Wilson holding the bag.Michael Tritter: It's odd. You don't know about that. You defend him, and he won't even tell you what's happening in his life.
