Aren't you adorable?
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It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable. It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start: You are already miserable.
If you get an ear in the mail, it's probably mine.
Dr. James Wilson: The only question is whether she dies in two months or three.Dr. Eric Foreman: Oh, God!Dr. James Wilson: You were right. There's nothing we can do for her here. Might as well put her back on the street.Dr. Gregory House: Unless it's not cancer.Dr. Robert Chase: Oh, you're joking?Dr. Gregory House: Well, hard not to. There's nothing funnier than cancer.